I have a black belt in Jujutsu and a blue belt in Jiu-Jitsu. I once owned and wore a Star Trek uniform. I have been known to faint. I don’t like physicals. I’m deceptively strong. I can manage up to 50 adolescents at one time. I peddle icons and incense. I support beer snobbery. I am a Nazbeen. I think wine aficionados are pretentious but only because I’m jealous. I can play the guitar…badly. I love teaching.